#iHate People That Drive Below the Speed Limit in the Left-Hand Lane

Hate is a strong word. But I hate that people drive below the speed limit in the left-hand lane. Let’s make sure we all get one thing perfectly clear: the left-hand lane is the “passing” lane. Which means that your ignorant self should only be there if you are, wait for it……….wait for it……….passing another motor vehicle. I’m not trying to be ugly, but I think if you drive below the speed limit in the left-hand lane that you have a crappy life and should have your driving privileges revoked for one year. There’s just no need for it. It makes no sense. You’re an idiot who’s holding up traffic, and ain’t nobody got time for that. And you wanna know what makes me even more irate? That condescending or dumbfounded look on their face when you pass them. I never know if they are too stupid to know they’re wrong, or if they’re just a jerk who wants to tick people off. My mother would be disappointed to hear the adjectives I use to describe people in this moment. Vulgar and profane are understatements. I literally make up curse words. It’s embarrassing. What I need are external vehicle speakers so I can let Ludacris tell them how I really feel.

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Mr.#iHateMondays

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