#iHate People That Don’t Check Links and Memes Before They Post Them

Hate is a strong word. But I hate people that post article links and memes without first verifying them. Just so we’re all on the same page, it makes you look like an idiot. Your individual social media accounts make up your personal brand. And if your brand is full of nonsensical and clearly erroneous posts, no one can take you or your life choices seriously. In fact, the rest of us spend a good deal of time screen-shoting them and saying things like “can you believe what this dummy just posted?”. You need to get your life together and quit being an imbecile. If the headline gets you so butt-hurt that you have to stand up, there’s an excellent chance it’s filled with inaccuracies and outright lies. I’m an extremely nonviolent person, but I strongly believe anyone posting such foolishness deserves to be slapped. Not too hard though. Just enough so their teets (teeth) click. People need to understand that there are consequences and repercussions to stupidity. I’m far from the smartest person in the world, but if I see an article entitled “Justin Timberlake and Oprah Expecting Twin Midgets” or “Get your gas and milk because the world is about to end”, I would definitely check a reputable source before posting it. Stupidity kills. Don’t make me keep telling you that.  

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#DontBeTHATPerson

#RespectYourself

#UseGoogle

#ThatsWhatItsThereFor

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#iHate when I have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Hate is a strong word. But I hate when I have use the bathroom in the middle of the night. Just the idea of it makes me ornery. The number of thoughts that go through your head during this timeframe is insane. It’s a crime against humanity to be under this kind of pressure at such an hour. Inevitably, we all think the same thing; “I wonder if I can just hold it”. Which sounds like a possibility, in theory. Until the slightest movement brings forth the realization that it’s not a viable option. So then you’ve gotta find the mental fortitude to get out of bed. And for guys, the hard part has just begun. Every woman knows guys have terrible aim. Holy hell, we miss the toilet at 3:46 pm. So we have very little shot at a successful campaign at 3:46 am. Once you’ve gotten up and made a reasonably decent attempt to concentrate on your stream, going back to sleep is the next door neighbor of impossible. But as you get older, and your bodily functions change, you accept the fact that it’s not worth the risk to chance it. We know what happens if you do. You have that dream that you are actually using the toilet, when in reality you’re still in the bed. The warmth and relief are great. It feels amazing. Until you wake up and realize you have to buy a new mattress. Not to mention the choice words from your significant other. Word to the wise, it’s never a good look when a grown man turns into a 4-year-old.

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