Hate is a strong word. But I hate stupid people. To clarify, I’m pacifically referring to people that can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. Folks that, as my old boss used to say, don’t have “walk around sense”. People who make us all dumber just for having been in the same room as them. I’m not sure if it’s the election, excessive heat, or just my bad luck, but I’ve been running into these jokers all twenty sixteen. They’re everywhere. I’m not afraid of death. It’s part of life. I lose zero winks of sleep over public speaking. I like to hear myself talk. And I truly have no fear of failure. I’ve gotten pretty good at it. What keeps me up at night with endless anxiety is the thought of having a conversation with an idiot. If you think time moves slow when you close your eyes at work, try having a meaningful conversation with a stupid person. It’s one of the most brutal forms of cruel and unusual punishment known to man. I generally do a good job of avoiding stupidity in my personal life, but we all know it’s not easy professionally. We can argue about healthcare, immigration, terrorism, climate change and job creation all we want to. But until we fix the problem of stupid people, our society will continue to struggle. If I ruled the world, I’d require all stupid people to wear a dunce hat so we’d know who they are on sight.
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