#iHate Grown Men That Wear Skinny Jeans

Hate is a strong word. But I hate grown men that wear skinny jeans. I have no problem with trends or the way these young whipper snappers dress. I’ll never be the old guy shaking his head at the next generation for their gear. Fashion changes. Get over it. But if you are above the age of 30, and you’re not in the entertainment industry, you need to stop it. You are trying entirley too hard to be cool, and the young people you’re trying to impress don’t care. In their eyes, you might as well be 50. And your peers are looking at you sideways, wondering why you haven’t grown up yet. I should not be able to count all of the change in your pocket, or see your wallet, keys and lighter clear as day.  You’re doing too much. Your movement is clearly restricted, and I honestly don’t see how you got those things on without having to lay yourself on the bed.

#iHateMondays

#SkinnyJeansarefortheKids

#JustSayNo

#GetYouSomeSlimFitWranglers

#MaybeSomeLevisorDockers

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