#iHate Pyramid Schemes

Hate is a strong word.  But I hate pyramid schemes.  The people that try to sell you on these things are the absolute worst.  Look, I get the whole idea of direct sales.  It can be extremely profitable.  I know some people that are very good at it and have created a great life for them and their families (as well as helping others).  “ItWorks”……….you go girl.  Ms. Arbone Lady……….do your thang.  Slangin’ Marky Kay and swervin’ in a pink Cadillac……….I see you.  But if your goal is to take my money and promise me a big payday if I get others to sign up, as opposed to having a plan to actually sell a product or a service, I can’t fool with you.  You do not have my best interests at heart, and are essentially nothing more than a common street hustler.  Now, I’m not the smartest man, but I do know better than to buy into anything you have for sale.  They always think they’re so slick with that opening line:  “Hey, would you like to make an extra thousand dollars a month?”  Umm, let me think about it.  Does a bear crap in the woods?  Of course I would.  Who wouldn’t.  But I ain’t foolin’ with you.  If I do decide to get my side hustle on, please believe it will be with a reputable distributor and true business professional.  Right now, you’re not doing anything but wasting precious seconds of my life that I will not be able to get back.  Get out my face. 

#iHateMondays

#iHatePyramidSchemes

#iHateFakeSalesPeople

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