Hate is a strong word. But I hate pyramid schemes. The people that try to sell you on these things are the absolute worst. Look, I get the whole idea of direct sales. It can be extremely profitable. I know some people that are very good at it and have created a great life for them and their families (as well as helping others). “ItWorks”……….you go girl. Ms. Arbone Lady……….do your thang. Slangin’ Marky Kay and swervin’ in a pink Cadillac……….I see you. But if your goal is to take my money and promise me a big payday if I get others to sign up, as opposed to having a plan to actually sell a product or a service, I can’t fool with you. You do not have my best interests at heart, and are essentially nothing more than a common street hustler. Now, I’m not the smartest man, but I do know better than to buy into anything you have for sale. They always think they’re so slick with that opening line: “Hey, would you like to make an extra thousand dollars a month?” Umm, let me think about it. Does a bear crap in the woods? Of course I would. Who wouldn’t. But I ain’t foolin’ with you. If I do decide to get my side hustle on, please believe it will be with a reputable distributor and true business professional. Right now, you’re not doing anything but wasting precious seconds of my life that I will not be able to get back. Get out my face.
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