Hate is a strong word. But I hate when people post “share if you believe” or “repost and God will bless you”. What in holy hell are you people talking about? I mean the literal hell, like the one in the Bible. I have 30+ years of religious and church experience under my belt, and at no time, and I mean no time, have I seen this trivial act proposed as a prerequisite to get into heaven. Now, I probably won’t be a first round draft pick into the pearly gates, and I sure as holy hell won’t be living in a penthouse suite if I make the cut. But I sure as holy hell know that Facebook posting is not a metric of which my eligibility for eternal life will be measured. Call me crazy (and many have), but I think you have to actually be a good person, and you know, do good stuff if you want to see streets made of gold. But hey, what in the holy hell do I know. If you think blessings will come your way simply because you know how to use the buttons on your mouse or your thumbs, you’re not an idiot. You’re a drunken idiot. And I’ll take a shot of whatever you’re sippin’.
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