I hate people that think Mark Zuckerberg is giving away money.

Hate is a strong word. But I hate people that still think Mark Zuckerberg is going to give them money. You can’t be serious with your life right now. I can understand some immature and giddy middle schoolers falling for this the first time they hear it. But you are above the age of 25 and we go through this every frickin’ year. This is not your first rodeo, and yet you still fall for this ridiculously silly hoax. How gullible can you be. You’re embarrassing yourself. And we can all see it.

And not only is it bad enough that you fall for this nonsense, you have the nerve to provide disclaimers. As if saying “I’m not taking any chances” or “What could it hurt” makes you look any less idiotic. What on God’s green earth makes you think that this man is going to give away his fortune, just because you took 12 seconds to repost and share foolishness. To think that some of you people are actually responsible for ensuring that someone else (i.e. your child) grows into a logically thinking adult is plain scary.

Stop trying to get something for free. No one is going to give you anything. Especially when there’s more than 1.5 billion (with a B) people who would be eligible. You need to get your life together and stop believing everything you read. And btw, just because someone references Good Morning America does not make it real or accurate. I’m not sure if you know this or not, but GMA is a television show. So, if they were a part of this magical plan to give away billions (with a B) of dollars, guess where you’d definitely hear it? Wait for it………………..wait for it………………..TV. Ding, ding, ding! See, you’re not as dumb as you look.


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